★ATTENTION CITIZEN: SESSION MONITORED★CREDIT EVALUATION IN PROGRESS★DO NOT CLOSE TAB★SCROLLING SPEED ANALYZED★TYPING CADENCE LOGGED★BLINK RATE: ABNORMAL★YOUR WIFI PASSWORD HAS BEEN RATED 3/10 FOR PATRIOTISM★
Your dog looked at a foreign embassyThe dog has been scheduled for re-education. You will attend as chaperone.
-45
Dreamed about mountains (unapproved landscape)REM brainwave scan flagged unauthorized terrain. Only plains are permitted.
-40
Your shadow was cast at an ideologically incorrect angleAcceptable: 0°, 45°, 90°. Yours: 73°. Explain yourself.
-35
Made eye contact with a bird longer than regulation permitsBirds report to Sector 7. You should know this by now.
-30
Walked past a bookshop and briefly slowed downGait analysis flagged "curiosity." Curiosity is for cats. Cats are suspect.
-25
Eye contact with surveillance camera 0.3s below thresholdThe camera felt ignored. The camera has feelings now. You did this.
-25
Your houseplant is growing toward the WestComrade Ficus reassigned to a south-facing window. Thank the state.
-20
Sighed within 500m of a government buildingAtmospheric contentment sensors triggered. Sigh archived.
-20
Liked a photo of a sunset (unapproved beauty)Only state-sanctioned sunsets may be appreciated. See form 47-B.
-15
Owned a book with more than 200 pagesPages 1–200: tolerated. Page 201+: what are you hiding in there?
-15
Ate rice with the wrong handLeft hand: the hand of chaos. This has been noted by your chopsticks.
-10
Told a joke. The joke was funny. This is suspicious.Humor is a known precursor to perspective. Perspective is dangerous.
-30
Breathed in a rhythm the microphone classified as "wistful"Wistfulness implies a preferred past. The past was worse. You are welcome.
-15
Reported neighbor for incorrect bin usageLoyalty token dispensed. Good rat. 好老鼠。
+80
COMMUNICATIONS INTERCEPT
MONITORED MESSAGES 通信监控
● DECRYPTION ENGINE ACTIVE — ALL MESSAGES VISIBLE
You → Mom
14:22:07
Hey mom, do you know where my [REDACTED] is? I left it near the [REDACTED]
⚠ FLAGGED: Possible coded language. "Mom" = known associate.
You → Zhang Wei
13:05:41
Can you believe the [REDACTED]? I mean honestly this is getting [REDACTED]
⚠ FLAGGED: Sentiment analysis detected "disbelief" — a gateway emotion.
You → Food Delivery App
12:31:19
One extra-large coffee and a croissant please
⚠ FLAGGED: Large coffee (bourgeois). Croissant (French). This order is a manifesto.
Mom → You
14:23:11
It's in the drawer sweetie. Are you eating enough? You looked thin on the camera last Tuesday.
⚠ FLAGGED: "Camera" awareness suggests counter-surveillance consciousness in family unit.
You → Group Chat: "Friday Noodles"
11:47:33
Anyone free this weekend? Was thinking about going to [REDACTED]
⚠ FLAGGED: Destination redacted for national security. "Free" is a suspicious word choice.
MONITORING DASHBOARD
REAL-TIME SURVEILLANCE 实时监控
📷
CAMERAS
847
● 500m radius
🧠
THOUGHTS
12,449
● 3 flagged
🐀
REPORTS
23
this month ▲340%
👟
STEPS
4,212
⚠ below patriotic min
⌨️
KEYSTROKES
0
● live
🖱️
CURSOR DIST
0m
hesitation logged
BROWSER SURVEILLANCE
YOUR SEARCH HISTORY 搜索历史
⚠ ALL SEARCH ENGINES REPORT TO US — INCLUDING THAT ONE
"how to clear search history" 09:14
GUILTY CONSCIENCE
"is my phone listening to me" 09:16
YES. NEXT QUESTION.
"what is a VPN" 10:02
TREASON TUTORIAL
"french cheese delivery" 10:31
CULTURAL DEFECTION
"do birds work for the government" 11:47
THEY DO. WELL DONE.
"tiananmen square 1989" 12:03
NOTHING HAPPENED ✓
"winnie the pooh full movie" 03:47
ARREST WARRANT PENDING
"moving to canada" 04:12
NOTED. PASSPORT REVOKED.
"how to know if youre in a simulation" 04:33
YOU ARE. BEHAVE.
"nice mountains near me" 06:22
UNAPPROVED TERRAIN
🔒 LOYALTY VERIFICATION 忠诚验证
Select all images containing CORRECT POLITICAL OPINION:
🏭
🗽
⭐
🐻
🇨🇳
🏔️
📖
🔨
🧸
MANDATORY ASSESSMENT
LOYALTY QUIZ 忠诚测验
QUESTION 1 OF ∞
CITIZEN IMPROVEMENT PROGRAM
RE-EDUCATION PROGRESS 再教育进度
MANDATORY COURSEWORK — COMPLETION: 3%
RE-101 Introduction to Not Having Opinions
8%
FAILING
RE-204 Advanced Clapping: Rhythm & Enthusiasm
2%
FAILING
RE-112 Approved Facial Expressions (Tuesdays)
14%
POOR
RE-301 Why Your Dog Was Wrong to Look at That Embassy
0%
NOT STARTED
RE-415 Shadow Angle Correction: A Practical Workshop
0%
NOT STARTED
RE-500 How to Love the Algorithm (And Mean It This Time)
45%
INSINCERE
RE-099 Remedial Gratitude for Surveillance
3%
FAILING
CITIZEN REWARDS PROGRAM
SOCIAL CREDIT STORE 信用商店
SOLD OUT
Permission to Sigh
One (1) government-approved sigh, to be used in a designated sighing zone during approved hours.
200 信用
Unsupervised Bathroom Visit
5 minutes without microphone. Camera remains active but will look away politely.
500 信用
Second Facial Expression
Unlock one (1) additional approved expression. Current approved expression: 😐
750 信用
Dream About a Lake
One night of approved REM-stage lake visualization. Mountains still prohibited.
350 信用
NEW
Medium Coffee
A normal-sized coffee. Not large. Not bourgeois. Just adequate, like your loyalty should be.
100 信用
Know Your Neighbor's Score
View one (1) neighbor's credit score. Warning: may increase reporting urges.
400 信用
SYSTEM ACCESS
CITIZEN TERMINAL 公民终端
CITIZEN TERMINAL v4.88 — RESTRICTED ACCESS
All commands are logged and analyzed for disloyalty.
Type 'help' for approved commands.
citizen@state:~$
COMMUNITY STANDINGS
NEIGHBORHOOD RANKINGS 社区排名
#1
Zhang "The Snitch" Wei [EXEMPLARY]
999
▲12
#2
Li "Never Blinks" Hua
987
▲3
#3
Wang "Sleeps Standing" Jun
945
▼1
#4
Zhao "Reports Own Dreams" Ming
921
▲7
#5
Chen "Claps In Sleep" Yi
904
▲2
...
1,247 citizens
#1248
You (Citizen #88402) [ENEMY]
-340
▼89
#1249
[REDACTED]
-∞
GONE
MANDATORY DAILY SUBMISSION
LOYALTY AFFIRMATION 每日忠诚宣誓
忠
I, a humble and obedient citizen, do solemnly swear that I have no independent thoughts,
have never enjoyed unauthorized entertainment, and love the algorithm with my whole heart.
I accept my Social Credit Score is fair and I deserve worse. I will report any suspicious
happiness observed in my neighbors, my pets, my houseplants, and myself.